I, for one time, just ONCE... I thank my little Dark Matter minion I created.
So... just to show how much I love him... I give him one of those long pillows, and so I put Ribbon's body on there. Oh... you cannot believe what he just did to his present... I went to his room, next to his door, I heard some rash moaning noises! I wondered, "The hell is up with him!?". I just knocked on the door to check up on him. He answered the door, opened the door. When he came out though, he was all like, "Master! This isn't what it looks like!"
OMG! That crap didn't set up to me. His... Handsome swordsman body... all sexed up... it must be that pillow, like, I know he loves Ribbon but... eww. Anyway... I went to his room and... oh gosh... Dark Matter goo everywhere. I flew to the pillow I made him and... it had a hole. Oh Dark Matter... what happened? Were you in heat?? I just went to Dark Matter, and gave him a gentle pat.
I heard somebody walking, but along with those footsteps, a familiar voice spoke. "What is all the commotion?" As she walked to the room, she said, "I'm trying to get some--" She froze for a minute looking at Dark Matter. She tried to open her eyes and said, "I don't know what's happening, and I don't care. I'm going to get some sleep*Yawn*" She walked all hunched over to her room.
Zero-Two flew to Dark Matter. Well... I just told him to clean up the room. I floated downstairs to go get some water from the kitchen to flush out my eye. I didn't like what I saw, but... he's Dark Matter... growing up pretty fast. I just flew around the room, and then saw the hearted-Chandelier. I thought for a moment as I looked into it... "How did Dark Matter end up... this way? Dark Matter has so much... more in him than I can ever handle." I flew upstairs... trying not to make a sound to wake up Ribbon. I just flew past Dark Matter, and said in an angry tone, "Get... some... SLEEP!!" He said, "O-okay master." Then he closed the door. So, I continued to my room, as I did, I looked out my window. Outside, there was a sea of stars in the night sky, It was so beautiful. I started to lock my eye on this particular star that looked... weird. The star had a flaming tail behind it! To my surprise, I kept looking at the star as it was moving in a weird pattern!
The star looked like it was coming closer, closer to my room! I did a quick duck, then a warm light was hovering over my back. Did he come here for something I wondered. The mysterious star was looking around and said, "Where did he go?" Did that star say "he" as in me? The star looked down at me and said, "Oh my... are you hurt?" I responded, "No. I'm fine." He looked at me and said, "Hi! My name is Warp Star!" I thought about the name and said, "Are you... Kirby's Warp Star!?"I was kinda alarmed by the fact that I knew that! Why did Warp Star come here anyway? I am just a unsettling villain to Kirby... Oh, I get it... you came here to end my life. Just do it... I don't care... even if I love Ribbon. I realized how much of a jerk I was to kill Kirby so... I knew it wouldn't work.
Anyway, as I went up to Warp Star, I asked him, "Why did you come here... to me?" Puzzled by me saying that, He simply said, "Why? It's how silly. You wondered how Dark Matter came to be, and looked upon me to get an answer."